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The Assorted Thoughts & Musings of an Anglo-Canadian

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champagne-stars asked: Little Red Riding Hood, The Frog Prince, and The Valiant Little Tailor.

Little Red Riding Hood: I am usually fairly wary, but I can be quick to trust, or quick to fall into “mental relationships”

The Frog Prince: I’m not sure what kind of disgust this wants from me, so I’m gonna say olives and move on.

The Valiant Little Tailor: No

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inbox me a fairy tale

Snow White:
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Sleeping Beauty:
How many hours do you sleep each night?
Cinderella:
Do you have a curfew?
Rapunzel:
Do you like being outside?
Little Red Riding Hood:
Do you trust strangers easily?
The Wolf and the seven little Goats:
Are you easily fooled?
The Seven Ravens:
Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
Beauty and the Beast:
What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
The Little Mermaid:
What sacrifice would you bring for love?
The Frog Prince:
What do you find disgusting?
Jack and the Beanstalk:
What plants are in your room?
Puss in Boots:
Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
Rumpelstiltskin:
What is the meaning of your url?
Bluebeard:
Name one character flaw!
Pinocchio:
What is your greatest wish?
Peter Pan:
What is your (mental) age?
The Star Money:
What is your most prized possession?
Golden Mary and Pitch Mary:
Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
The Snow Queen:
Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
Godfather Death:
What qualities do you think make a good parent?
The Twelve Dancing Princesses:
Do you like to go on parties?
The Emperor's New Clothes:
Do you care much about your clothes?
The Valiant Little Tailor:
Do you think of yourself as brave?
The Princess and the Pea:
Are you a squeamish person?

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monkeysaysficus:

bookhoor:

wineandalgolagnia:

hobbitdragon:

sunwukong-stoaway:

distractedbyshinyobjects:


Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.
I ship it to the moon.

The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.

For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!

I will reblog this every time I see it

There are no other words for this than BRILLIANT!


Loooove

I thought this was just two lesbians at Hogwarts

monkeysaysficus:

bookhoor:

wineandalgolagnia:

hobbitdragon:

sunwukong-stoaway:

distractedbyshinyobjects:

Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.

I ship it to the moon.

The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.

For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!

I will reblog this every time I see it

There are no other words for this than BRILLIANT!

Loooove

I thought this was just two lesbians at Hogwarts

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thelanguagelover:

manafromheaven:

keepingupwiththekhaleesi:

whoduhthunkit:

depressingfinland:

chibisuz:

depressingfinland:

234937289:

Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word. And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint. 
BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.
….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:


Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

?????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

Wh
……rly??

is finland actually a real place

IDEAL :D

thelanguagelover:

manafromheaven:

keepingupwiththekhaleesi:

whoduhthunkit:

depressingfinland:

chibisuz:

depressingfinland:

234937289:

Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.

In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word. 

And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint. 

BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.

….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:

image

Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

?????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

Wh

……rly??

is finland actually a real place

IDEAL :D

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unclefather:

greatelsewhere:

themysteryofthedruids:

here’s a 13 second video of ducks bobbing their heads to bossa nova music

yes

yes it is

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