muddled-thought

The Assorted Thoughts & Musings of an Anglo-Canadian

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fivefoottwoandbulletproof:

So, I’m on the train and this guy keeps trying to peek past my blazer to distinguish whether I’m male or female.

I snapped my fingers at him and said, “Listen, just because I’d have trouble finding the silhouette of your dick doesn’t mean I’d keep trying.”

Problem solved.

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mamanicured:

badparent:

me as a parent

The URL makes it so much better

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